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What’s an autodidactic polymath?
A self-taught person whose knowledge and interests span many fields.

Oh, The Places We’ve Gone

Our Experience

  • We’ve done a lot.

Human Relations Team

Chewbacca “Chewie”
Supervisor, Promoted

Buddy
Lump

Milo
Extremely Stubborn & Suspicious

How to Contact Us

  1. Write a letter on the back of your latest grocery receipt.
  2. Crumple it up.
  3. Tape it to the tailfeathers of the nearest pigeon.
    • A seagull will also do, in a pinch.
  4. Release the bird. You cannot keep it forever.
  5. We got your letter!
    • Wow. You spent entirely too much on grapes.